Tuesday, March 20, 2012

My Plan For Middle East Peace

  • Evacuate all persons from the Holy Land
  • Muslims get Nevada
  • Jews get Florida
  • Christians get to settle anywhere in the US
  • Disney becomes the concessionaire of the Holy Land
  • America gets 50 percent of the take
  • Disney gets 40 percent
  • Nevada and Florida split the rest
  • Muslims cannot visit Florida anytime, nor the Holy Land in February, April, June, September, and November
  • Jews cannot visit Nevada anytime, nor the Holy Land in January, March, May, July, August, October and December